You know how women always talk about needing a day of pampering - a pedicure, a massage, a day at the spa? My husband is a very lucky man indeed. He doesn't need to worry about such frivolous spending. All this woman needs is to be able to walk into my bathroom at home, be able to sit down and use the toilet. This may sound graphic and I do apologize, but hear me out. Since The Boy got out of diapers, I have yet to be able to walk in and relieve myself without first pulling out the bottle of Clorox Clean-Up or Kirkland disinfectant wipes or some other type of cleansing product to first dowse the toilet and surrounding area down. Wipe thoroughly and allow to dry. It is only then that I am able to proceed. Do you realize how many times I've scrambled through the front door and headed to the restroom only to see evidence of a male? I knew going into this boy business that I would have days like this. After all, I have 2 brothers and I am married to another boy and all boys, regardless of their age, have their fair share of target trouble. But really?
My dream house is so going to have separate facilities...men's and women's restrooms. It's going to revolutionize my life.
3 comments:
I would make him clean it up. Than he will start aiming better. The only time its hard to aim right is in the event of split stream. :)
Hmm...not even going to ask how you get a "split stream." Nothing like a wet bum - although I do prefer "clorox wet" instead of the other.
Just so we can still be friends, I'll have you know that whenever I misfire I clean it right up. You might also consider installing a urinal. Not only would it solve the mess issue, but you could have family time in the bathroom!
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