Friday, April 3, 2009

Recession Proof Hair

So I was at Walmart. Yes, I shop at Walmart. I was on the hair care aisle looking for my favorite frizz-ease product when I noticed in my peripheral vision this guy (third guy from the left)...

Before you get all excited because once again I saw someone famous, it really wasn't this exact guy. He didn't have make-up on nor did he sport the yellow and black leotard, but he did have THIS EXACT HAIR! I realize that on any given day at Wally's World you can see someone sporting a mullet, but this coiffure was more scrupulous...and boasted more product. It wasn't just your average guy's wash-and-go do. No, it was some serious long hair care, round brushing, back combing with the use of various styling agents. My point is, this guy really cares about his style. I was hoping he'd reach for the same anti-frizz serum because I think it would revolutionize his life (I know it did mine) but he didn't. He stocked up on his other favorite products and off he went to the $4.47 CD Bargain Bin. This guy may be 25 years behind with his choice of hair styles, but he's not going to let this economy get him.

3 comments:

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Jackie said...

Haha - I love Wal-Mart. I haven't seen big 80s hair lately, just the your average long braids with high bouffant bangs done Polygamous style...and I think they do it all without product.