Thursday, June 9, 2011

Manifesto

Let me first say, I am a very lucky woman. But tonight...

if I have to clean up one more bodily fluid, I am going to purposefully slip and fall in it so that I can crack my head open. For the love people (and apparently dogs as well), please cease and desist with the bed wetting, vomiting over multiple surfaces, puddle leaving and general ewww-ness you have left for me.

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