The Alpha Mess-Maker

I realize that it's been seven years since I had a toddler around the house, but honestly I do not remember Jameson being a F5...that's a Category 5 tornado.
  

I knew the day would come when he would discover that he can push a chair over to the counter...then, well, nothing is sacred anymore.

I've included a list of Carter's Top 5 Messes (in order of their destructive path) made in our family's history...

5. His finger was sunk into each and every Christmas sugar cookie that I baked and decorated for friends, neighbors, and family...they were plated and ready to deliver. Merry Christmas to you all from Carter.

4. Dropped the glass bottle of bright red nail polish on the bathroom tile floor.  The scene was straight out of CSI.

3. The discovery of Easter basket grass.  You know that clingy, stringy plastic stuff that clogs the vacuum?  It wasn't enough to just spread it throughout the dining room, kitchen and hallway.  Have you ever known the pure pleasure of throwing the stuff down the stairs?

2.  The toilet paper party in the bathroom.  2011's event of the year.  Apparently I was only invited for the clean up.

And finally, the #1 spot goes to the quart of milk poured on the wood floor (and toy bin and vacuum cleaner).  Here are the pictures to document.  And yes, that's my boy with his tongue on the floor, lapping the milk up like a dog...right along with one of our dogs.